→ Daenerys + ghost Viserys
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
- kid: dad whats a 69
- dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
I haven’t been this impressed in a while.
Zuko — Still Awkward 70 Years Later